• 23/6: "The World's Worst PR Guy Spins for Wesley Clark" (July 3, 2008)
• 23/6: "Where Will Your Bleeding Heart Move To?" (June 30, 2008)
• 23/6: "If It's Not McCain, Someone's Got to Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb Bomb Iran " (June 24, 2008)
• 23/6: "Ted Strickland on Obama VP Shortlist, Still Needs to Work on Fadeaway Jumper" (June 11, 2008)
• McSweeney's: "A Former WWF Wrestler, Now a Surburban Realtor and Parent of Three, Campaigns for PTA Chair and Battles His Instincts" (June 10, 2008)
• McSweeney's: "Top Searches on Gogol.com" (June 5, 2008)
• Radar: "Family Values" (June 3, 2008)
• 23/6: "An Overstimulated, Underinformed Wesleyan Sophomore Writes a Campus Newspaper Editorial On Barack Obama's Commencement Speech" (May 27, 2008)
• 23/6: "The World's Worst PR Guy Spins for Hillary Clinton" (May 22, 2008)
• 23/6: "Barack Obama Sets Milestone For Number of Times We Hear 'Milestone'" (May 21, 2008)
• The New Yorker (mentioned in review of The McSweeney's Joke Book of Book Jokes): "The Book Bench: Books About Books" (May 16, 2008)
• Esquire Back Page: "Great Works of Literature as Text Messages" (June 2008)
• McSweeney's: "The Catcher in the Retirement Home" (Apr. 17, 2008)
• 23/6: "An Underinformed, Overstimulated Wesleyan Sophomore Liveblogs the Democratic Debate" (Apr. 17, 2008)
• 23/6: "Candidates' Lips Meet America's Butt'" (Apr. 17, 2008)
• McSweeney's: Three pieces anthologized in The McSweeney's Joke Book of Book Jokes, available from Random House/Vintage (Apr. 1, 2008)
• Vanity Fair: "Have You Two Met?" (Mar. 19, 2008)
• McSweeney’s: "'Page Six' Gets Extremely Personal " (Mar. 11, 2008)
• McSweeney’s: "Ashton Kutcher Fan Fiction: "The Middle School Dance" by Melissa Bell, Age 13" (Feb. 7, 2008)
• Esquire Back Page: "Physical-Therapy Exercises for Other Injurious Situations" (Feb. 2008)
• McSweeney's: "Ishmael The Comedian" (Jan. 9, 2008)
• 23/6: "A Humorless NARAL Member Cashes in on the Young Woman-Pregnancy Comedy Craze" (Jan. 8, 2008)
• 23/6: "A College Sex Columnist Ponders the Major Geopolitics Questions of Our Day" (Dec. 10, 2007)
• 23/6: "Personal Ads These Days Are Very Specific!" (Nov. 28, 2007)
• 23/6: "When I Meet George W. Bush, I Will Unleash My Full Arsenal of Sixth-Grade Taunts" (Nov. 21, 2007)
• McSweeney's: "An Inarticulate, Self-Consciously Ironic Voice of His Twentysomething Generation Makes an Opening Statement for His Client in a Corporate-Fraud Case" (Nov. 13, 2007)
• Radar: "50 Things Not To Say At The Thanksgiving Table" (Nov. 13, 2007)
• 23/6: "My Confirmation" (Nov. 9, 2007)
• Radar: "Novel Gazing" (Nov. 2007)
• Radar: "50 Halloween Costumes To Avoid" (Oct. 29, 2007)
• McSweeney's: "We're Huge in Europe" (Oct. 2, 2007)
• Radar: "100 Reasons You're Still Single" (Sept. 2007)
• Radar: "Antique Roadshow: Q&A With Millard Kaufman" (Sept. 9, 2007)
• New York Times Op-Ed: "Monday Night Existentialism" (Sept. 8, 2007)